Jul 28, 2014

weloveshortvideos:

Baby Misses Dad’s Beard

Jul 28, 2014

frozendailydose:

comickergirl:

Nice try, Anna. ‘A’ for effort.

"So, that’s a compliment

(via amahara)

Jul 28, 2014

pricklylegs:

damnthatswhack:

One of my favorite hobbies is reading satirical articles and headlines and reading the outraged comments of people who don’t understand what satire is

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(via rageofkyubii)

Jul 28, 2014

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

(via jojen-reed)

Jul 28, 2014
existential-jedi:

Baa baa baaaaaad!

existential-jedi:

Baa baa baaaaaad!

(via sageofmagic)

Jul 28, 2014
  1. Baby: Da-, Da-
  2. Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
  3. Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
Jul 28, 2014
  1. Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  2. Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  3. ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  4. Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that youre a judgmental hag.
  5. Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  6. ROL: You should respect your elders.
  7. Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  8. Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  9. ROL: *storms off*
  10. Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  11. Me: What?
  12. Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
Jul 28, 2014

analprolapsing:

conveys:

i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it

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(Source: praises, via jellyenvy)

Jul 28, 2014

Jul 28, 2014
khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(Source: neilmobile, via onlylolgifs)

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